You can major in mud pies.' - Orson Welles

'They teach anything in universities today.

'Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.' - Clive James.

'You are the nerds who are going to make some serious bank, which is why I am here today…to marry the best-looking amongst you.' - Minday Kaling.

'Colleges don't make fools they only develop them.' - George Horace Lorimer.

'Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.' - Bill Vaughn.

'Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back to that college life again.' - Joshua Chamberlain.

'Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.' - G.Most of these quotes still ring true for today's college students. Some famous quotes have been made about college life. 'There is no I in team since I forgot the team meeting.'.'I just realized that I run a lot more than I used to.'.'My personal economics meant I couldn't buy the book for the economics class!'.'I just don't bother with a razor anymore.'.'There is a lot of waiting in lines around here!'.'And I thought sharing a bathroom with my sister was bad!'.'Washing clothes was not how I envisioned college.'.'College life is character building! Really?'.'A nostalgic moment is when I think about PE.'.

'When I graduated high school, I was filled with hope and excitement, then I got to college.'.'Help me! I'm stuck in class and can't get out!'.'I know how much is in a cup and this isn't enough!'.'Can I borrow an ounce of can't for my cup of EVAH?.'How much money does it take to eat at college? More than I have!'.'I just realized my modern lit class started an hour ago… yesterday.'.'What's the difference between breakfast and lunch? Nothing.'Group think is a college prerequisite.'.'Zombies have the right to attend college.'I watched an egg frying and thought this is what college does to your brain?'.'And to think trees gave up their lives for this class book!'.'You have to be real serious to study math.'.'Telltale sign of who's failing classes - Anyone sleeping in.'.All quotes, unless otherwise noted, are original from author Sally Painter.

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